WARNING - An extremely dangerous beast has been spotted lurking around the graveyard recently. Please note that we're not referring to the Krayt Graveyard - we're referring to the current state of the official euro-chimaera server after the NGE.
You are warned not to approach this very dangerous and ravenous beast, known as the Mutant SOE Krayt Elite Boss. It's many times higher than you, and will often rub this in your face.
It can be recognised by the hideous mutations it's been subject to by SOE, namely that it has John Smedley's head and a previously unknown growth near it's anus. This growth has subsequently been identified as a greater spotted shitworm, also known as Julio Torres. This growth seems to have been attached to the Smedley Mutant's ass for some time, until they almost seem like one purely functional living organism of propaganda.
They feed on the unwary players they stumble on from time to time, but according to imperial survey reports this creature is in danger of extinction as it's natural food supply is dwindling very low indeed. It's speculated that it'll have to migrate to a new area very soon to avoid dying out.
DNA profiling has recently been completed by dissecting it's droppings (for example, Garva) and this had led to a greater understanding of the nature of how power can corrupt living tissue. The SOE Mutant Krayt DNA has far too many threads, and is therefore somewhat unstable. When enraged, or fed further ideas by focus groups, cellular disruption occurs which manifests in the form of 'new iconic publishes'.
We advise all nearby players or observers to clear the area if they believe that this cellular disruption is about to happen. Failure to do so could lead to psychological effects not limited to; disillusion, depression, inexplicable rage, feelings of deep loss, disappointment, and suicidal tendencies.
Travellers and players are advised NOT TO APPROACH this dangerous animal if at all possible and never, EVER, feed it money.
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